Oral Sex Prevents Breast Cancer

Dear God,

Have you read the news?

As Found On CNN: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women. (Thanks to Rick for the link)

Now that?s research I can get behind, unlike that whole cookie crumble mess.

I just wanted to say that I know I had a string of bad days and took it out on the blog. Sometimes it?s good to vent, but once the smoke subsides and your mood hits the calm, you realize there are other folks who have shitty days worse than yours.

I was indeed humbled yesterday. Yes, perception is reality and my crappy day was just that – ONE DAY. Nothing compared to someone who?s recently experienced a miscarriage, lost their job, suffered the beating from a ?loved? one or been involved in a horrific accident.

Thank you for reminding me to be appreciate life?s gifts and not to focus on the negativity. Michelle still loves me, cash in-flow has been consistent and the long hours at work & school will pay off come next spring.

In closing, I would ask that you help those that need it the most and can you please do something about folks who just don’t want to take responsibility for their actions? Really, I’m tired of people using the entertainment industry as a cop out for their behavior, but that’s a rant for another day.

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  • Rhys October 23, 2003   Reply →

    Y’know, I honestly believed it was a genuine article until I read the name Dr. Inserta Shafteer.

  • A.J. Wood October 23, 2003   Reply →

    Yeah, it’s a shame the writer of that piece was sued by CNN and forced by the university he attends to pull down the original parody.

    The link I posted is a mirror. The history of events can be read here:


  • Lauren October 23, 2003   Reply →

    NCSU – that’s my school!

  • god October 24, 2003   Reply →

    hi a.j., i got your message.

    that is great news about oral sex. a lot of new happy guys will be walking around now.

    its true, some days are better than others, and others are not good at all. you are so wonderful and cool, i really can’t explain it any other way.

    i can’t help those who need it most, only because it would go against my gift to every one, which is total and complete, free will. i’m sorry for this. the same goes for folks who don’t want to take responsibility for their actions. they are god, just like you, me and every body, and they, as we, are creating the world anew, every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day.

    i heart you a.j. please keep writing to me.

  • Suzanne October 29, 2003   Reply →

    cute article.. A friend of mine brought the article in to school for Health Class, and throughout the day, everyone was reading it, I just couldn’t believe it, so I came home and triend to go to CNN.com, b/c that’s where it looked like he got the article from, found nothing there so went to Newsday.com . . . .nothing. Then I just searched it on google and found this. It was a nice idea, too bad it’s not true. . . .

  • Me December 5, 2003   Reply →

    The link for the CNN articale won’t work does any one have a copy of it? if so can you post it or send it to my e-mail so I can get it?

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