He Said/She Said

britney spearsIn the stylings of Tony Pierce, a conversation with my pal Jimmy “the playa”:

“Dude so did you hear about Fred Durst & Britney?”

Don’t know, I thought she was with that Collin Farrell guy?

“No dude, like Fred got a piece of that and then kicked her to the curb.”

Ah, and now you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a shot?

“Nah dude, I’m just thinkin’ she dumped him. I wouldn’t let that go for nothin’.”

Sorry, can’t relate, I’m more of an X-tina fan myself.

“Dude, all I’m sayin’ is if you had yourself a Class A honey, why would you go and f#ck it up like that?”

Jimmy let me break it down for you…

It doesn’t matter how fine a woman is there’s always one guy on the planet that’s tired of putting up with her crap.

(For the women out there substitute Britney with Russell Crowe or Sean Connery)

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