Paris Hilton & Rick Salomon: A Photo Essay

When C-Listers CopulateI tried, I really did. I promised you dear readers that I wasn’t going to do it. Well curiosity got the best of me (that and the need for some sort of blog entry) so I sat down and watched the Paris Hilton three minute preview. I won’t attempt a critique, the ladies have said plenty enough for all of us. As usual Rob took the free publicity and spun it into his own brand of humor. I envy the shrewd net savvy of Mr. Perry who like Paul seemed to be all over the story from the start.

The thing that alarms me is night vision video becoming the next big thing. I’m not really interested in seeing anyone no matter how cute or ugly washed over in a green hue. A little searching around the `net and it didn’t take long for me to find some other pics of those looking to be the next girl behind the green door. Wake up America, amateur porn was not meant to be recorded in infrared.

With anticipation brewing over the second Paris Hilton sex video (which is rumored to feature a Playboy playmate), I thought it best to dig up some of the back story surrounding the first video.

It took several days of research, but in the style of Tony Pierce here’s my first ever photo essay on the subject NSFW.

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  • Melissa November 18, 2003   Reply →

    AJ, dude, I told ya not to look!!!!

  • Dawn November 18, 2003   Reply →

    That is WAYYYYYY better than the video, which has given me nightmares for a week now. NO GREEN GRAINY VIDEOS.

  • sandersans November 18, 2003   Reply →

    That was a kick-ass photossay. Good use of “props.” Hahaha. That sh*t made me laugh. You definitely need to waste your time doing more of those. *Applause*

  • Laura November 18, 2003   Reply →

    Definitely looked at your clever photo essay last night–and gave it a 5 on blorgy. How I love my procrastination.

    In reference to your comment on my sex column, it’s on my friend’s site because he asked me to write it for his site.

    PS. Thanks for the link to that church sign generator…definitely clutch.

  • Rick November 19, 2003   Reply →

    Paris is hangin out in Australia for a bit while the controversy bolis over. She has been photographed mac’in out with the one of the Australian Idol finalist, Milsy…. He kinda looks like Leonardo DiCaprio as a popstar. Hey, if they bring a camcorder into bed with them…. maybe it will be one of those widescreen high definition ones they use on “Inside Idol”?

  • Roland November 19, 2003   Reply →

    On a slightly different note, AJ you need to update my URLs (site and links page) on your links description page. Cheers 🙂

  • Hardcore November 20, 2003   Reply →

    wow, that was effin Hilarious. You effin rock y0.

  • tony November 22, 2003   Reply →


  • Alan McMullen January 23, 2004   Reply →

    Paris is Interesting! (and not bad looking) But is she really worth making all this fuss over? I mean come on! 🙂

  • pundhi kida May 23, 2004   Reply →

    you stupid guy, wasting everyone’s time… no pics at all…

  • angry!!! August 4, 2004   Reply →

    this whole thing is just an act!!! trust me i no!!!

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